Are you propositioning me?

Way to catch on. You have to come over to my suite and give me a kiss and I’ll give you the picture.
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You can have a picture of me. Just. Not. That. Picture.

Well too bad. I’m keeping it. If you want it, you gotta give me something for it.
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Well It is a photo of me.

So? Am I not allowed to have a picture of you?
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Pourquoi ne pas me sauver la peine et le déposer dans la poubelle, s’il vous plaît?

Yeah no. That’s not going to happen
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Je vais le trouver et de le brûler.

That would require you coming over to my suite, getting in and getting past both me and Lacerta and even if I’m not home, it’s hard to get past a Komodo Dragon.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
Pourquoi fais-tu ça?!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

And because I can
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